Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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