u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
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how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
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He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
soo... how was my night?
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