dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
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Run nigga run
fuck yes all bitches be doin this
I've also done this.
She's a keeper.
Deal with the fucking stereotype: fucking disgusting when girls do it, hilarious when guys do.
It's much more fun and interesting to weigh yourself before and after! Oh by the way, even the hottest chick in the world 'chucks a shit'.. Get over it!
So another double standard exists where it's ok for guys to do this but gross and unacceptable for girls?
A 5 pound shit from a guy wouldn't be gross?
She must be related to Honey Boo Boo
That wasn't a shit. She's just no longer pregnant.
You stay classy Area Code 532!
Ya she just became a late night last resort fuck.
Stop dating 12 year olds!