dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
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Run nigga run
fuck yes all bitches be doin this
I've also done this.
She's a keeper.
Deal with the fucking stereotype: fucking disgusting when girls do it, hilarious when guys do.
So another double standard exists where it's ok for guys to do this but gross and unacceptable for girls?
A 5 pound shit from a guy wouldn't be gross?
It's much more fun and interesting to weigh yourself before and after! Oh by the way, even the hottest chick in the world 'chucks a shit'.. Get over it!
She must be related to Honey Boo Boo
That wasn't a shit. She's just no longer pregnant.
You stay classy Area Code 532!
Stop dating 12 year olds!
Ya she just became a late night last resort fuck.