You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
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I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
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If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
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