Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
well most of my day revolves around power hour
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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