brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
If that was your dad, he is hot
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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