i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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