her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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