fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
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