I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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