I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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