why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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