He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Randomize
