Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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