butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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