girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
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oh dear...if only i could say i've never had a night like that...
The Jobbie Nooner is the single greatest event to ever happen, I say this and I live in CT. I say this was a good night. Any night spent at the Jobbie Nooner is considered a good one!
Pretty fucking typical of west side skankdom. Sounds like you were the "some random" hoe ass.
obviously none of you guys have been to Jobbie. It isnt all hillbillys because they are too broke to afford boats assholes.
Jobbie Nooner is the parties of all parties on the water.
5000+ drunkards all together for the single purpose of getting fucked and having a skanking good time.
Oh yeah, sounds like a great time...
Get some dignity you animals.
Jobby Nooner is a walking STD factory. Sick.
jobbie nooner is amazing fun. start drinking by 7:30am. flash a few guys and get some free booze. pass out around 2. wake up and drink until the police break it up around 8!!!! 5000+ boaters all together for the single purpose of getting shitfaced and having a great time
These are the same useless cunts that end up in situations like this and then go all emotional and playing the victim when they realise they were used as a cum dumpster while they were naked and sprawled on the floor. then they are all like "why me!?!?!"
Don't be so hard on yourself, you weren't useless. You were a trashy naked ice cube target.
Jobbie Nooner is Michigan's Version of Mardi Gras, Except its on boats and in the middle of a Lake. Clearly only the classiest ladies are allowed to attend.
2.53- no one deserves to be raped you fuck nugget.
You guys must get layed a lot. Not!
Jobbie Nooner is like transplanting every Jersey Shore assclown to Michigan and trading their guido cars for boats. Nothing but on-water explosions, crashes, fist fights between drunk urbanized hillbillies, etc.
The name "Jobbie Nooner" alone sounds like I just caught Gonnorea in my ears.
Who the fuck would attend something like that?
HAHA you got raped and don't remember.
i went and it was amazing all i had to do was buy a bottle of vodka for 10 bucks get hammered make out with random people a few motorboats. best party i've ever been too.
This is the best party to attend in all Michigan's summer; if your hating on it it's probably because your a trashy person who cant afford to get a boat to go to the party.