There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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