Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
