im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
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I can't stop crying I'm laughing so hard
just sharted reading this
the best text on here by far! LOLLERCOASTERS!
Rofflecopter Lollypops XD
OMG. Best text EVER!!
in tears!! omg.lmfao. r u single?
Laughed for 20 blocks at this one. Will probably laugh at random intervals for the next three days.
hahahahaha funniest thing I have ever heard
This is so much like someone I know LMAO!!!!
LOLOL!! at the text and at ROFFLECOPTER LOLLYPOPS!?!? Ridiculous. Thanks to both of u making my night.
This reminds me of a Denis Leary joke:
"We went down to McLeary's last night and it was great! I shit my pants, and they gave me new pants!"
Guessed and lost. Classic
haha i think you might be one of my friends...
This is what you call a gamble and a loss
hahah, oh :( what a shame
This is a real text.
I made that mistake once...
Man there are a lot of people on here who shit treir pants.
Your parents must be very proud.
"The Stones were there man!"