Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
i've created a new STD.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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