I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
Randomize
