Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
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Sucks to be you
Doesn't matter got head
He attempted, I highly doubt he succeeded.
May even have herniated a disk in his spine, giving him back pain for life. Guys do weird shit for an orgasm.
If OP is female, I admire her for trying.
Alll right.. No not alright!
Don't Blame the vodka!!!
You may regret vodka in this instance, but given that performance I doubt you hate it.