ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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