at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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