I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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