we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
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That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
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I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
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