We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
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