What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
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judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
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You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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