Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
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I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
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Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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