he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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