I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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