I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
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The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
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Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
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