Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
Randomize