Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
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