Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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