My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
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It means for all of the UPS fuck-ups this Christmas, they know how to prioritize. It's your Christmas fucking miracle.
Means he still thinks you are an alcoholic.
Means she still feels guilty for cheating on you with your best friend
Duh it means she wants the d.