Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
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I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
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I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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