Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Randomize
