Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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