you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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