When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Randomize
