You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
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HAHAHAHA 3:48...you're joking right?
What exactly are we jealous of? The only thing I ever go to the states for is a warm beach...
other then that I have no reason to be jealous of anything about Americans.
american beer is terrible, and whats the 21 drinking age bull shit? land of the free? then whats with the unaffordable for health care. Fuck that. America aint that great.
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot? Bear is and will always be more important than you. I say let's put you both out in deserted iceland and see who makes it out alive. Bear will eat you because he's savage like that!
That's legit. Bear grylls is awesome. Even though he has a camera crew and gets help while in the wilderness but that's not the point of the show. The show is to show how to survive in the wilderness and different techniques.
I am really fucking tired of the word 'proceeded' in these posts. It doesn't make you sound intelligent, it makes the post sound fake.
He can be the strongest coolest man in the fucking world, it dosen't change the fact that he ate bugs, and pressed shit together to squeeze out water. It's plane EW!
haha that "21 drinking age bull shit" made me laugh - its 18 here in Aust!!
Good drills OP, BG is the man. So what if he sleeps in hotels - why sleep wild when it's not necessary? Then he can concentrate on doing badass shit. Like fucking up turtles and busting out out naked press-ups
I fail to see the problem...sometimes you gots to put a ho on her place and a bitch know that there ain't no love in this shit just some freaky sex.
marc walburg would kick chuck norris' ass!
@3:43 & 3:53 im not saying were the best, im just were better than you, at least were not the most hated country in the world, who starts shit then wants Canadas help, you're like the 10 year old that pick a fight with the bully and runs to your older brother to help you... you guys are fucking pussies. DEAL WITH THAT
Grylls is a pussyfuck
That man clearly wants to stay alive bitch
all canadians are jealous they arnt americans
Beat Grylls is a bitch. Les Shroud REPRESENT!
Surprised nobody has called fake on this load of shit yet. As if the receiver of the text didn't already know what he said. And if you're bf calls you a hoe that's less important than Bear Grylls, why would you text him? This is dumb dumb dumb
The only thing that could have made this worse is a Zach Braff reference.
Bear Grylls gave himself an enima using a hose and watered down bird shit on the season prmier last night. He is one sick mother fucker!!!
Fuck that whoever said survivor man more legit I watched bear grylls tackle a wild boar yesterday oh and that was right after he drank the blood straight out of the artery of a reindeer he caught and killed with one stab of his beast ass knife motherfucker is a beast.
how the fuck did you fucking fuckers fuck the fucking FUCK
Hey now, stop hating on Canada. I love it there. And I love Bear Grylls.
Les Stroud is boring as balls, like all other Canadians. Bear Grylls is the shit.
@9:40 usa tried to walk through Canada and we sent you back home, if ur gunna talk shit at least get the facts straight!
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Les Stroud would fuck up Bear Grylles....
if you don't know who Les Stroud is you don't deserve to reply
There's so many of these stupid "you did this" and " you did that's" that they all have to be fake. It's really annoying.
@12:20 yeah but without his big ass knife hes useless, Les Stroud brings shit that you'd have on you were this to happen, nobody fucking walks around with a 10 inch knife, or flint. Les does everything with normal shit that you find... and thats why he would fuck up Bear.
Bear grylls and survivor man = teh gheys
Bear grylls is more important than everyone. He's the new chuck Norris.
film crew or not , bear is bad ass
Bear is no match for chuck norris.
Its les sTroud you idiot
dude. FUCK THIS SHIT! bear grylls is the fucking shit and you all know it. the only reason i watch the fuckin discovery channel is to see his beautiful manly face (and physique:) and whats up with this america/canada horse shit? canadians hate americans, americans hate canadians. fuckin deal with it fools. as if they didn't teach you this in 1st grade geography, THEY'RE ON THE SAME FUCKING CONTINENT. owned. suck it. BP
Fuck all your Bear haters! Dude was fucking British SAS nothings more badass than that
bear hrylls is the shit
I'll give you the snowblower, though.
No bear grylls is not legit, survivor man is. he doesn't go out there like a pussy with a film crew.
@ 3:07 canada is america's hat. Deal with it.
@1:12 if canadians were boring how the fuck is one of the most watched sports in north america a canadian sport? without us you wouldnt have the blackberry, basketball, snowblowers, or good beer!
6:28 what are you retarded Canada Americas big brother? More like Americas pet hamster. Get serious one of are states has a larger economy than your whole country and as far as wars go the u.s.a would walk through Canada like they weren't there you are stupid.
Bear Grylls is a fake ass piece of shit. He stays in hotels with his film crew while Les Stroud is really out there in the wlderness. Man vs Wild my ass... More like Man Vs Holiday Inn
The only people who can't afford healthcare are stupid Taco Bell fucktards and their cousins at McDonalds.
this is one that I could have posted myself! so funny that there's 2 guys out there that think bear grylls is so awesome
Bear is so phony. Look up all his debunked stuff online, and now they even have a disclaimer that says sone stuff isn't true. Les Stroud is the man.
Basketball is for neegs, Real Beer is brewed in Germany. Blackberries crash all the time. The most watched sport is the NFL. Canada sucks.
dude 12:20 i fucking love you ahahahahahahahaha!!!
!!!!! 806 baby!!!!!
Blackberrys suck, buy an iPhone. Coors and Millet are owned by Canadians. Bear Grylls would slit your throat then eat your asshole. Debate over.
In Soviet Russia, BEAR GRYLLS IS A HOE!!!!!!!!!!