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  • HAHAHAHA 3:48...you're joking right? What exactly are we jealous of? The only thing I ever go to the states for is a warm beach... other then that I have no reason to be jealous of anything about Americans. american beer is terrible, and whats the 21 drinking age bull shit? land of the free? then whats with the unaffordable for health care. Fuck that. America aint that great.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 4:26pm
  • That's legit. Bear grylls is awesome. Even though he has a camera crew and gets help while in the wilderness but that's not the point of the show. The show is to show how to survive in the wilderness and different techniques. --The Admiral

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 11:35am
  • Whiskey Tango Foxtrot? Bear is and will always be more important than you. I say let's put you both out in deserted iceland and see who makes it out alive. Bear will eat you because he's savage like that!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 1:31pm
  • Good drills OP, BG is the man. So what if he sleeps in hotels - why sleep wild when it's not necessary? Then he can concentrate on doing badass shit. Like fucking up turtles and busting out out naked press-ups

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 11:20pm
  • Grylls is a pussyfuck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 11:16am
  • I fail to see the problem...sometimes you gots to put a ho on her place and a bitch know that there ain't no love in this shit just some freaky sex.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 11:56am
  • I am really fucking tired of the word 'proceeded' in these posts. It doesn't make you sound intelligent, it makes the post sound fake.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 2:20pm
  • @3:43 & 3:53 im not saying were the best, im just were better than you, at least were not the most hated country in the world, who starts shit then wants Canadas help, you're like the 10 year old that pick a fight with the bully and runs to your older brother to help you... you guys are fucking pussies. DEAL WITH THAT

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 6:28pm
  • He can be the strongest coolest man in the fucking world, it dosen't change the fact that he ate bugs, and pressed shit together to squeeze out water. It's plane EW!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 12:00pm
  • haha that "21 drinking age bull shit" made me laugh - its 18 here in Aust!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 5:04pm
  • @9:40 usa tried to walk through Canada and we sent you back home, if ur gunna talk shit at least get the facts straight!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 11:32am
  • marc walburg would kick chuck norris' ass!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 2:33pm
  • Hey now, stop hating on Canada. I love it there. And I love Bear Grylls.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 10:03am
  • Beat Grylls is a bitch. Les Shroud REPRESENT!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 3:33am
  • That man clearly wants to stay alive bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 2:37pm
  • all canadians are jealous they arnt americans

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 3:48pm
  • Bear grylls and survivor man = teh gheys

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 11:58am
  • Bear Grylls gave himself an enima using a hose and watered down bird shit on the season prmier last night. He is one sick mother fucker!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 1:03pm
  • how the fuck did you fucking fuckers fuck the fucking FUCK

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 10:16pm
  • Surprised nobody has called fake on this load of shit yet. As if the receiver of the text didn't already know what he said. And if you're bf calls you a hoe that's less important than Bear Grylls, why would you text him? This is dumb dumb dumb

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 12:43pm
  • Les Stroud is boring as balls, like all other Canadians. Bear Grylls is the shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 1:12pm
  • Fuck that whoever said survivor man more legit I watched bear grylls tackle a wild boar yesterday oh and that was right after he drank the blood straight out of the artery of a reindeer he caught and killed with one stab of his beast ass knife motherfucker is a beast.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 12:20pm
  • four four oh five three two one two two five

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 6:37pm
  • The only thing that could have made this worse is a Zach Braff reference.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 5:14pm
  • @12:20 yeah but without his big ass knife hes useless, Les Stroud brings shit that you'd have on you were this to happen, nobody fucking walks around with a 10 inch knife, or flint. Les does everything with normal shit that you find... and thats why he would fuck up Bear.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 6:34pm
  • Les Stroud would fuck up Bear Grylles.... if you don't know who Les Stroud is you don't deserve to reply

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 1:09pm
  • There's so many of these stupid "you did this" and " you did that's" that they all have to be fake. It's really annoying.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 4:59pm
  • Its les sTroud you idiot

    Submitted by arioch9 on Apr 12, 10 at 9:21pm
  • Bear grylls is more important than everyone. He's the new chuck Norris.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 6:17pm
  • film crew or not , bear is bad ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 8:05pm
  • Fuck all your Bear haters! Dude was fucking British SAS nothings more badass than that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 7:01pm
  • I'll give you the snowblower, though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 4:54pm
  • @ 3:07 canada is america's hat. Deal with it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 3:43pm
  • Bear is no match for chuck norris.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 1:31pm
  • dude. FUCK THIS SHIT! bear grylls is the fucking shit and you all know it. the only reason i watch the fuckin discovery channel is to see his beautiful manly face (and physique:) and whats up with this america/canada horse shit? canadians hate americans, americans hate canadians. fuckin deal with it fools. as if they didn't teach you this in 1st grade geography, THEY'RE ON THE SAME FUCKING CONTINENT. owned. suck it. BP

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 2:28am
  • The only people who can't afford healthcare are stupid Taco Bell fucktards and their cousins at McDonalds.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 4:55pm
  • Bear is so phony. Look up all his debunked stuff online, and now they even have a disclaimer that says sone stuff isn't true. Les Stroud is the man.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 19, 10 at 1:57am
  • No bear grylls is not legit, survivor man is. he doesn't go out there like a pussy with a film crew.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 11:54am
  • bear hrylls is the shit

    Submitted by what_it_do on Aug 6, 10 at 1:09pm
  • @1:12 if canadians were boring how the fuck is one of the most watched sports in north america a canadian sport? without us you wouldnt have the blackberry, basketball, snowblowers, or good beer!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 3:07pm
  • Bear Grylls is a fake ass piece of shit. He stays in hotels with his film crew while Les Stroud is really out there in the wlderness. Man vs Wild my ass... More like Man Vs Holiday Inn

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 1:57pm
  • 6:28 what are you retarded Canada Americas big brother? More like Americas pet hamster. Get serious one of are states has a larger economy than your whole country and as far as wars go the u.s.a would walk through Canada like they weren't there you are stupid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 9:40pm
  • this is one that I could have posted myself! so funny that there's 2 guys out there that think bear grylls is so awesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 11:57am
  • !!!!! 806 baby!!!!!

    Submitted by sunshine118 on Feb 13, 10 at 10:08pm
  • dude 12:20 i fucking love you ahahahahahahahaha!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 1:03pm
  • Basketball is for neegs, Real Beer is brewed in Germany. Blackberries crash all the time. The most watched sport is the NFL. Canada sucks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 4:53pm
  • Blackberrys suck, buy an iPhone. Coors and Millet are owned by Canadians. Bear Grylls would slit your throat then eat your asshole. Debate over.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 2:14am
  • In Soviet Russia, BEAR GRYLLS IS A HOE!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 1:08pm