Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
last night I used snow as a chaser
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