I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
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