So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
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Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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