So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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