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  • Um how do you figuaratively find that in a shower?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 7:12pm
  • 7:20 and 7:32, if it was a double-sided one and someone took half, it would be quite obviously broken in half, silly people. that's how the OP would know.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 10:26am
  • Or someone went in for emergency surgery........If it got stuck I'm the orrifice I'm thinking it did.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 6:43pm
  • I'm envisioning it being halved lengthwise. Much more interesting that way.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 11:13pm
  • Um how do you know it was originally double sided?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 7:20pm
  • Yeah...I'm gonna need that other half back sometime...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 6:26pm
  • Hahahahahahhahahhahahha "implement of satan" thats funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 10 at 5:27am
  • heather brooke got the other half caught in her throat

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 8:35pm
  • FIIIIRRRSSSSTTTTT OHH EMMMM GEEEE. kidding

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 6:26pm
  • Or somebody went home HALF happy...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 3:25am
  • You think someone's happy they have a dildo stuck in their ass/vag?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 9:39pm
  • i bet the dog ate the dildo. they don't get stuck....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 11:05pm
  • That's a whole kinda new present ain't it. Like those split heart friendship bracelet thingys

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 12:48am
  • 12:38......what the fuck?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 10:54pm
  • hahahaha. that was my question, 7:20

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 7:32pm
  • WHAT IF ONE OF THESE DOUBLE DONGERS HAD GOTTEN INTO THE HANDS OF A CHILD!?!?... WHAT HAPPENS THEN!?!... YOU DONT WANT TO SEE THE CHILD THAT HAS TRIED TO USE THIS IMPLIMENT OF SATAN,THIS COULD PULL YOUR ANUS INSDIE OUT LIKE AN ELEPHANTS TRUNK, DO YOU WANT TO SEE YOUR CHILD WALKING DOWN THE ROAD WITH A LUNCHBOX IN ONE HAND, AND A TRUNKATED RECTUM IN THE OTHER LIKE A BLEEDIN SEA SERPENT!?!?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 12:38am
  • If they don't remember, that it gonna be one hell of a poop!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 2:49pm
  • @12:38 I hate people like you. Masturbating has been proven to boost your self esteem, their is nothing wrong with that. I also am a guy, and I do not find it disrespectful. Although I am not every guy, I am pretty sure most guyswould agree

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 9:15pm
  • Exactly what 7:20 said

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 8:16pm