i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
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Um how do you figuaratively find that in a shower?
Or someone went in for emergency surgery........If it got stuck I'm the orrifice I'm thinking it did.
7:20 and 7:32, if it was a double-sided one and someone took half, it would be quite obviously broken in half, silly people. that's how the OP would know.
Yeah...I'm gonna need that other half back sometime...
Um how do you know it was originally double sided?
I'm envisioning it being halved lengthwise. Much more interesting that way.
Or somebody went home HALF happy...
FIIIIRRRSSSSTTTTT OHH EMMMM GEEEE. kidding
Hahahahahahhahahhahahha "implement of satan" thats funny
i bet the dog ate the dildo. they don't get stuck....
You think someone's happy they have a dildo stuck in their ass/vag?
heather brooke got the other half caught in her throat
12:38......what the fuck?
That's a whole kinda new present ain't it. Like those split heart friendship bracelet thingys
hahahaha. that was my question, 7:20
@12:38 I hate people like you. Masturbating has been proven to boost your self esteem, their is nothing wrong with that. I also am a guy, and I do not find it disrespectful. Although I am not every guy, I am pretty sure most guyswould agree
WHAT IF ONE OF THESE DOUBLE DONGERS HAD GOTTEN INTO THE HANDS OF A CHILD!?!?... WHAT HAPPENS THEN!?!... YOU DONT WANT TO SEE THE CHILD THAT HAS TRIED TO USE THIS IMPLIMENT OF SATAN,THIS COULD PULL YOUR ANUS INSDIE OUT LIKE AN ELEPHANTS TRUNK, DO YOU WANT TO SEE YOUR CHILD WALKING DOWN THE ROAD WITH A LUNCHBOX IN ONE HAND, AND A TRUNKATED RECTUM IN THE OTHER LIKE A BLEEDIN SEA SERPENT!?!?
If they don't remember, that it gonna be one hell of a poop!
Exactly what 7:20 said