i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
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Um how do you figuaratively find that in a shower?
7:20 and 7:32, if it was a double-sided one and someone took half, it would be quite obviously broken in half, silly people. that's how the OP would know.
Or someone went in for emergency surgery........If it got stuck I'm the orrifice I'm thinking it did.
I'm envisioning it being halved lengthwise. Much more interesting that way.
Um how do you know it was originally double sided?
Yeah...I'm gonna need that other half back sometime...
Hahahahahahhahahhahahha "implement of satan" thats funny
heather brooke got the other half caught in her throat
FIIIIRRRSSSSTTTTT OHH EMMMM GEEEE. kidding
Or somebody went home HALF happy...
You think someone's happy they have a dildo stuck in their ass/vag?
i bet the dog ate the dildo. they don't get stuck....
That's a whole kinda new present ain't it. Like those split heart friendship bracelet thingys
12:38......what the fuck?
hahahaha. that was my question, 7:20
WHAT IF ONE OF THESE DOUBLE DONGERS HAD GOTTEN INTO THE HANDS OF A CHILD!?!?... WHAT HAPPENS THEN!?!... YOU DONT WANT TO SEE THE CHILD THAT HAS TRIED TO USE THIS IMPLIMENT OF SATAN,THIS COULD PULL YOUR ANUS INSDIE OUT LIKE AN ELEPHANTS TRUNK, DO YOU WANT TO SEE YOUR CHILD WALKING DOWN THE ROAD WITH A LUNCHBOX IN ONE HAND, AND A TRUNKATED RECTUM IN THE OTHER LIKE A BLEEDIN SEA SERPENT!?!?
If they don't remember, that it gonna be one hell of a poop!
@12:38 I hate people like you. Masturbating has been proven to boost your self esteem, their is nothing wrong with that. I also am a guy, and I do not find it disrespectful. Although I am not every guy, I am pretty sure most guyswould agree
Exactly what 7:20 said