I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
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