David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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