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  • Dear 2:11 I work at Planned Parenthood. Shaving doesn't get rid of them.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 2:39pm
  • And NEVER believe someone when they tell you that shaving your pubic hair will rid you of crab infestation.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 12:10pm
  • Don't try to change me, 10:25.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 11:02am
  • RE: 12:10 yes you can, i once got the crabs = (body lice) i shaved myself from my chest to my crotch and took bleach in a bowl and with a wash cloth wiped down vigorously, then a hot shower, it killed every one of those little bastards, you can catch those from furniture that has eggs, they hatch when they feel body heat and start looking for a host to feed on...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 2:11pm
  • Quit fucking the sofa cushions

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:25am
  • All I got from my couch was starfish. :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 11:44am
  • I got gonnorhea from a tractor.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 1:49pm
  • This text is grimmey and makes me nervous haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 11:22am
  • I got crabs from a couch I bought at a thrift store, awesome!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 11:30am
  • Nope, 2:15 had bedbugs in a furnished apartment. Didn't save much after that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 7:36am
  • You guys wanna know how I found out the answer that this text is this talking about? I sat on 2:15's Mom's couch...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 4:27pm
  • Stop fucking ur sister on that couch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:42am
  • You can catch crabs from the seat of a truck. But diesel fuel will kill them.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 10:40pm
  • Wash your couch cushions through two laundry cycles. Spray the rest of the fabric with rubbing alcohol. Use a steam cleaner. You might still have to get rid of your couch, but it's worth a shot. Crabs is one of the few STDs you can get without sexual contact, which sucks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 2:15pm
  • lol you can get them in your car too if you've seen the most recent Accidentally on Purpose haha ;-)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 6:12pm
  • Dear 2:39 shaving does remove the hair that they live in and lay their eggs on and makes them easier to remove

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 3:08pm
  • Who else is fucking on that couch besides u?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:28am
  • Oh yea, it can happen

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:50am
  • I got crabs by sleeping on my friends couch once, it was also my 15 birthday party

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 12:36am
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