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  • 75 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:25am

    Quit fucking the sofa cushions

  • 66 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 2:39pm

    Dear 2:11 I work at Planned Parenthood. Shaving doesn't get rid of them.

  • 70 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 12:10pm

    And NEVER believe someone when they tell you that shaving your pubic hair will rid you of crab infestation.

  • 65 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 11:44am

    All I got from my couch was starfish. :(

  • 70 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 1:49pm

    I got gonnorhea from a tractor.

  • 65 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 11:30am

    I got crabs from a couch I bought at a thrift store, awesome!!!

  • 73 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 11:22am

    This text is grimmey and makes me nervous haha

  • 70 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 2:11pm

    RE: 12:10 yes you can, i once got the crabs = (body lice) i shaved myself from my chest to my crotch and took bleach in a bowl and with a wash cloth wiped down vigorously, then a hot shower, it killed every one of those little bastards, you can catch those from furniture that has eggs, they hatch when they feel body heat and start looking for a host to feed on...

  • 69 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 11:02am

    Don't try to change me, 10:25.

  • 72 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 7:36am

    Nope, 2:15 had bedbugs in a furnished apartment. Didn't save much after that.

  • 66 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 4:27pm

    You guys wanna know how I found out the answer that this text is this talking about? I sat on 2:15's Mom's couch...

  • 66 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 10:40pm

    You can catch crabs from the seat of a truck. But diesel fuel will kill them.

  • 55 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:42am

    Stop fucking ur sister on that couch

  • 63 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 6:12pm

    lol you can get them in your car too if you've seen the most recent Accidentally on Purpose haha ;-)

  • 61 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:28am

    Who else is fucking on that couch besides u?

  • 64 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 12:36am

    I got crabs by sleeping on my friends couch once, it was also my 15 birthday party

  • 59 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:50am

    Oh yea, it can happen

  • 58 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 2:15pm

    Wash your couch cushions through two laundry cycles. Spray the rest of the fabric with rubbing alcohol. Use a steam cleaner. You might still have to get rid of your couch, but it's worth a shot. Crabs is one of the few STDs you can get without sexual contact, which sucks.

  • 54 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 3:08pm

    Dear 2:39 shaving does remove the hair that they live in and lay their eggs on and makes them easier to remove