i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
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I work at Planned Parenthood. Shaving doesn't get rid of them.
And NEVER believe someone when they tell you that shaving your pubic hair will rid you of crab infestation.
Quit fucking the sofa cushions
yes you can, i once got the crabs = (body lice) i shaved myself from my chest to my crotch and took bleach in a bowl and with a wash cloth wiped down vigorously, then a hot shower, it killed every one of those little bastards, you can catch those from furniture that has eggs, they hatch when they feel body heat and start looking for a host to feed on...
Don't try to change me, 10:25.
All I got from my couch was starfish. :(
I got gonnorhea from a tractor.
This text is grimmey and makes me nervous haha
I got crabs from a couch I bought at a thrift store, awesome!!!
Nope, 2:15 had bedbugs in a furnished apartment. Didn't save much after that.
You guys wanna know how I found out the answer that this text is this talking about?
I sat on 2:15's Mom's couch...
Stop fucking ur sister on that couch
You can catch crabs from the seat of a truck. But diesel fuel will kill them.
Wash your couch cushions through two laundry cycles. Spray the rest of the fabric with rubbing alcohol. Use a steam cleaner. You might still have to get rid of your couch, but it's worth a shot. Crabs is one of the few STDs you can get without sexual contact, which sucks.
lol you can get them in your car too if you've seen the most recent Accidentally on Purpose haha ;-)
Dear 2:39 shaving does remove the hair that they live in and lay their eggs on and makes them easier to remove
Who else is fucking on that couch besides u?
Oh yea, it can happen
I got crabs by sleeping on my friends couch once, it was also my 15 birthday party