I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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