i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
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i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
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You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
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