Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
YAS. BRING CRAB.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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