just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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