dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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