the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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