drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
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just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
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Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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