i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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