still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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